ALL FOR LAUGHS

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby
that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she
was asleep.The next day, their driver died of
poisoning. **************************************
2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling
people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad
why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one
will sleep with your mum.
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3) A lady lost three panties in her house and
blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said
sir you are my witness you know I never wear
panties.************************************
4) Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old
catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the
son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son:
“Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is
taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in
yesterday.” Mother fainted!
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5) A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left
for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute
approached his wife & whispered:”You must
DEMAND cash before s**, I know him he doesn’t
pay. **************************************
6) An 8 year old boy is accused of r****.In court
his lady lawyer holds his d*** out as evidence
saying, “Your honour see this, can he r**** with
this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the
case!”